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Why 10 days? Do it now. 

...or asshole. 

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Yeah, but at least he didn’t have a hunk of metal up his ass....

Incel?

What library? The motherfucker doesn’t read.

So some fucking white folks are riding to the rescue to keep racist jokes alive? Thank heavens! /s

So he’s condemning the remarks rather than what’s actually happening? We deserve an asteroid right about now. 

It’s already happened....

I can spiderman anybody in Alaska and it’s cool? 

...I still like MGMT....

So in 3 seconds from waking up you are supposed to be able to completely take in the situation, analyze and understand the implications involved and cooperate? What about the cops who were wide awake and just lept to “11"? Fucking appalling. 

Heck yes. I got a 2018 Fusion Hybrid Titanium with 18k miles for $22k. Fantastic car and when I try to maximize my mileage on the way to work, I can get 50+mpg. 

Trump being Trump- looking at draper swatches and playing golf instead of working. He makes the plane look like a US Airways commuter plan. Dumbfuck. 

Who ordered the Code Red on Santiago (Chile)?

Next up- they will pass a law that bans/invalidates all human/bigfoot marriages.

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Of course it’s good at this- Goddamn van is from the future!

Shelby Cobra. 

This I agree with. I don’t think Ford attacked from “I’m going to squah you” I think he did that because he was embarrassed for falling for Enzo’s trick. 

Is the radiator required to be in the front? You’d think you could move it elsewhere and get better cooling and better aero in the front.