Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

God, this article is awful.

Interesting video, some women looked terrified while others laughed. Shame it ended before we saw the giraffe attack from the side like a velociraptor. Clever giraffe.

Giraffe’s have secrets they don’t want humans to find out. Now they’re going to have to go on the offensive, because we’re getting too close.

God I hope that’s not real...

“Why are we just finding this out?”

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

@charliesheen you spelled “cocaine” wrong.

Limeaid concentrate is my go-to margarita mixer.

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

I played it recently with family, and we all joked about it being designed to destroy relationships. lol

He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with some people? Sometimes I really lose faith in the human race and start thinking that a meteor really might be the best solution.

Joe is a garbage person but he’s not a terrible dad. Excuse me, I need to go retch at the thought of saying something that can be construed as almost nice about Joe Giudice.

Its not about water, its about power generation you fucking idiot. Like he said...eat a dick.

We’ll just shut the falls off for you..... also eat a dick.

Bills tailgates are what happens when you let wildlings travel south of the wall. I would have stabbed Jon Snow too.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!