I really want a roomba because I loathe vacuuming so very much, but I think my dog would either murder it or have a heart attack from terror.

Texas legislators are about to have a meltdown

To birth one asshole may be regarded as a misfortune (see Chet Haze and Tom Hanks); to birth two looks like bad parenting.

curious how she “made” this from the theme song, as it doesn’t share key, lyrics, tone, rhythm or any musical characteristics at all with the theme. it doesn’t appear to even be samples messed with, it honestly sounds like a cat fell asleep on an synth keyboard.

I’m 35 here, and there is something comforting about watching the show and I feel the same way about Desiging Women. But that’s just a small part of it... I also find GG to be incredibly witty and ballsy and forward thinking, even for today. Can you imagine a show made up of an all female, all senior citizen cast…

I thought we all agreed that there was only one remake we needed.

I am 39 years old, neither hipster nor millennial, and LOVE Golden Girls. I watched when it first ran in the 80s and happily watch reruns today. Strong female friendships, especially amongst seniors, were a novelty on TV both then and now. Plus Dorothy is my spirit animal.

For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…

The president could verbally kiss the cops asses, pay for them to all get 30 year old bottles of scotch and a lifetime supply of blow jobs in Nevada and they’d complain that he wasn’t doing enough to support them.

1. He is racist.

Hey dirtbag PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER! 9 years dude. How bout you get a second job (if you have a first one) and start supporting your kids? Also fuckface how patriotic can you be when you disparage a FUCKING WAR VET!

“JOE.... THIS IS GOD....

Looks like this asshole is going to get a visit from the Secret Service, huh?

Secret Service, please make sure it’s this guy and Not the delightful Joe Walsh who played guitar and sang with The James Gang and The Eagles.

#notallJoeWalshes

Joe, tell the Secret Service I said, “Hey,” when they stop by for a chat this weekend.

I really hope serious men wearing dark suits and earpieces are pulling up to his residence in a black windowed SUV at this moment.

Never heard of him. The only Joe Walsh that matters plays guitar.

So when’s he going to be arrested for threatening the President?

Fake America says fuck you, asshole

“Real America”