When people tell me they're "just not that in to" Halloween, all I hear is static. Does not compute.

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your…

How I imagine the Oprah/Jenny McCarthy exchange went down, with Oprah as Don Draper:

I decided months ago that if I ever have a girl baby I'm naming her Amanda Bynes Jessica Parker. If I have a boy, I'm naming him Boyoncé. And if I have a hipster I'm naming him Blogger.

I like ebeneezer and Mortimer...they're little old man names

Sigh. The perspective in this article is disappointingly limited and out of date. Eating organic (by humans or animals) isn't just about health outcomes. It's also about the environment. I totally agree that people are ga-ga for their pets and humanize them in ridiculous ways, but a little more research and…

Haha. So great. That's my son. He feels like a total rockstar today.

I love this kid so hard. Look at that gaze! He's got Bowie down cold.

Haha! I have a ton of Finnish relatives, so I know that game. My hometown is in Northwestern Ontario, small enough that I don't feel like identifying it by name. Once, relatives were flying from Helsinki to somewhere in the States, and had a 4 hour layover in Toronto. They called the day before and asked if we'd be…

If you took everything I've pinned and made it into a wedding, it would just be vomit. Like total hipster trash vomit. One or two things? Lovely. Beautiful.

The solution is to just have one book with all these tips. A lot of the girls' options already go hand in hand with the boys'.

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Shall I cumpare th33 to a sumrz day? Bcuz UR hawt LOL ;)

So true and so obnoxious. I wanted sleeves so i could wear a bra with actual straps: the girls need support and I didnt want to spend my wedding day doing the strapless bra shimmy. Every freaking dress was either strapless or spaghetti straps! Even when I got it altered they put wisps of sleeves and tried to argue in…

While I don't think that they are sexual in the the least I don't think that a twelve year old should be wearing them exclusively. Kids are so irresponsible and leaving a tampon in for too long is dangerous. Maybe her mom can talk to her about it and make it clear that this is her responsibility and if anything goes…

Look, we either have to accept that there is an aging process we're all subject to, or replace our fragile human bodies with 100% sexy robot parts. I'm sick of this piecemeal approach.

Weezy F Baby. As much as I love me some 2 Chainz, Lil' Wayne raps so much about his love for eating pussy that I don't think I could in good conscious pass that up.

Couldn't wait for Downton merch, so I made my own!!

I wore a cherry red dress with electric blue wedges. A white dress would've seemed like a "bride uniform" — they all look the same to me. That's not to say people don't look lovely in them, it just wasn't for me.