Because child abuse is funny to you? Because it was so bad she got to adopt her brother?

If you don’t want your kids to grow up feeling entitled, then you would pretty much have to bring up your kids in a non-entitled way. You don’t drive them around in a solid gold cadillac for their formative years, then tell them at 19 to start walking, its good for you. I mean you could but it wouldn’t end well.

Because then employees would be looking out of their Windows at Apples....

So I spared myself from reading the article... but dude is ENGAGED and he’s talking about how she’s “less hot” than the women he used to date??? I hope she dumps his not-hot ass.

Any man who takes (let alone publicly posts) a shirtless violin picture is (hahahahahahaha whattafuckin dork) way too high-maintenance to consider.

It’s the faux Hermes belt with the body con blouse and the circa 1998 distressed jeans. I’m just totally confused.

Saturn was a god associated with time.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

I question the validity of the mirror test. You can fool kittens and puppies with a mirror but they pretty quickly learn that there isn’t another dog or cat on the other side of the glass.

I’m HOH, so much that living in the hearing world is so difficult sometimes that I don’t want to get out of bed. I was mainstreamed to read lips only. No sign. Thanks parents and teachers! I was raised to please your hearing world. I am sitting here with tears streaming down my eyes right now reading some of the…

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

I can understand being upset that something you worked on ended up getting pulled. I’ll bet she was very excited about having a campaign-that’s a big fucking deal.

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

Seriously. I thought Bush was the world’s biggest dildo but now he seems downright adorable. WTF TURMP?????

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.