You did a nice thing, you get a Coke. Contract. You get a Coke contract. Please bring me a puppy and put your tongue in my mouth.

I'm going to jump in here and comment on this. I'm always fascinated by this type of response to situations like this. It's always "Well, this just what goes on," or "You have to understand, this is what it's like." I don't think there's a question of people not understanding that this is what goes on and this is…

While I sort of get your sentiment, I appreciate any and all genuine public shows of alliance and outrage, especially from men who aren't misogynists.

Hello, I also like sci-fi! Now I know you say no more dystopias, but I made an account to tell you that you should really read altered carbon. It is fantastic and full of awesome.

I mean, I kind of get why she feels like using "suffrage" in that way should be possible. "-age" is a suffix that makes a noun out of an activity. So she kiiiind of gets it. The thing is, I think that maybe the way it's derived from Latin means that the -age isn't really an affix doing the same thing here. So…

Please invest in a blog.

And every woman has them!

They're called breasts, mother!

"How was that?"

"I just came in my panties."

"WHAT?"

"I said 'I JUST CAME IN MY PANTIES!'"

"YOU WANT TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN FOR SOME SHRIMP SCAMPI?"

"WHAT?"

I see you're quoting from "Things Dudes Say When They Have Never Made a Woman Orgasm"

Further proves a point women have been trying to make for years: guys, your penis is not that necessary to make us climax so maybe stop ramming it in there like that. You're doing it wrong.

Anyway. Some guys think their cars are their penises.

What did Barb think Woody was going to do to his children while in her presence?!?

I'm sorry but fuck you if you think a woman can't or shouldn't be a fucking bitch when talking about the abuse she's suffered. And the same goes for a man.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

"you're tacky and I hate you but you might sell magazines"

WOMAN I AM STILL DOING LAST MONTH'S CHALLENGE *weeps*

yeah, those promised tears? just hit me with your story.

My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,…

Definitely read that as "Dead NFL Player Surprises Girls Who Wrote Him Adorable Note," and I enjoyed the twist ending where it turned out he was not dead at all.