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Cappy says don't be sad, he has some extra cuddles you can have. :3

You can tell by the look on her face and the tightly controlled anger in her voice that this is not a simple matter of “religious beliefs, sorrynotsorry!” but one of personal indignation. I sincerely hope she is raked over the coals on a national level.

My Grandaddy was an obstetrician and my Memaw was his nurse! For decades! I can’t go anywhere in my hometown without someone asking “Are you Dr. Brinkley’s granddaughter?” One woman even named her fourth child Brinkley in his honor. My Memaw and I have a sneaking suspicion that he was so popular because he never

Losing a parent suddenly and without warning is very different from losing someone from an illness. My reaction was almost exactly the same as hers when my mother was struck down by a brain hemorrhage a month shy of her 60th birthday. Your reaction to this is cruel and it’s obvious you’ve never experienced the sudden

Stories like that come out from time to time. They target women with like, *rock bottom* self esteem, then see if they can hook them enough to make them want to curry favor by providing child porn. Like that one woman who was letting her boyfriend have full on intercouse with her INFANT DAUGHTER because she was afraid

Jesus fucking Christ, look at all these gaping assholes in here.

NO. Everyone knows the best lobster rolls are bought on the side of the road at one of those little clam shack type places. You were missing out!

Am I missing the part where the neighbor asked nicely for Joe to not fly the drone over his property or did he really think the first thing you do in these situations is blast something with a shotgun?

My guess is so he has room to “break off the engagement” down the road and still have a pen pal/occasionally-in-town piece on the side to toy with. Jesus fucking Christ.

The Whole Foods I go to is directly next door to Trader Joe’s, so I only get a few things there. Organic Valley milk, hands down the best tasting milk you will ever have in your entire life, is sold in the gallon size there for only $2 more than the half gallon size is everywhere else. PLUS they are living wage

I live and die for my Gap 1969 legging jeans. They're stretchy but don't lose their shape, and I love love love the indigo wash. They bleed on everything for a couple months, though. Give them a vinegar rinse and try not to wear white tops for awhile.

I lived in Smyrna smack in the middle of a pecan grove and no one I knew said pee can lol.

On a scale of 1-10 how horrible is it that I say “Reecy Peecies”...?

Please tell me the secret of what to say to a stylist to get THIS EXACT HAIRCUT. I have similar glasses and a similarly shaped face and if it looked half as fantastic on me as it does on you I'd be ecstatic!

So I got a $120 cashmere scarf, brand new with tags and the current season, for $8 at one of their warehouse sales. If you have half a day to kill and don't mind standing in monster lines to get in, they are SO CHEAP SO FUN.

Ok so like, you said a dumb thing and people called you on it. That’s not bullying, and the bigger the stink you make about it the dumber you look. JUST FYI, OK?

Nope, not how it works. He has to put his name on everything he tattoos. The sort of tattoo she wanted is very common among prostitutes and gang bangers, both in subject matter and location and people who do that type of work are seen as bottom feeders in the tattoo industry. Perhaps he didn’t want people to associate

Probably an unpopular opinion here: any tattoo artist who would give a stranger a throat tattoo without you having at least a half sleeve is probably a skeevy scratcher that you’re gonna get hep c from. I say this as someone who is *covered* in tattoos, has an ex husband who barely has any uninked skin left (and is a

Kinda hard to invest debt, which is how most people pay for all this bullshit.