THIS. Although another student tweeted something like "what you're doing is wrong" and had "keep your mouth shut. bang bang." tweeted back at him several times. SO. Assistant coach #2 might have been legitimately scared for his safety since the judge and police officers were part of this whole thing. Still doesn't…

Wanna try again? It's like, I want to be pissed at you for tossing around slut and whore and the term "who cares about sluts?" because you seem like a barely literate sociopath, but it's possible that you're just a barely literate person who trying to say something completely different and I don't wanna jump the gun,…

(see my other comment) 25% of the population have 10 to 100 times more tastebuds than the average person, and are known as "supertasters". Supertasters literally taste things differently than other people, and usually avoid anything bitter at all, including most vegetables, condiments, spicy food, alcohol (wine…

I am cursed with being a supertaster, so wine of any kind is completely unpalatable to me. Apparently 25% of the population are supertasters, so it amuses me to picture at least some of them being hipsters so obsessed with image that they fight the urge to vomit while they drink whatever rubbing alcohol tasting liquid…

I really hope the part about paying money for a Dell laptop was embellished.

I am all for these sites, but the lady crossed the line when she accused him of stealing. It's not a crime to be a shitty contractor, but it is a crime to steal. So unless she pressed charges and he was convicted, she has no right to try and affect his future employment with baseless accusations of thievery.

I worked for one of those vacation rental companies, and as they surely explained to you (unless you hung up on them beforehand) you were already a customer of their company so that is why they can call you. The same company that owns Holiday Inn owns like, almost every other commercial hotel in the US (Knight's Inn,…

"...likely to have an Odd Couple-esque structure with Kelsey Grammer as a Kelsey Grammer-type and Martin Lawrence as a Martin Lawrence-type." Were you making a super-liney line face? Because I was pretty expressionless until I got to that line, then BAM. :|

Wow, this guy.

Well it's definitely no West Virginia, that's for sure.

I've lived with my boyfriend for two years (dated for three) and he proposed to me on Christmas eve! We had been discussing the prospect of getting married (in a serious way) for about a year. It felt like the perfect amount of time for us, but I know plenty of people who have gotten engaged/married after less than a…

You know how highschool students are forever covering their notebooks with Sharpied quotes from movies and song lyrics and other stuff? When I was a junior, Columbine happened, and I was sent to the counselor's office *and* the principal's office (with the school police officer present) because I had a Johnny the…

My pointy canine teeth disagree.

I play World of Warcraft, which is notorious for Chinese gold farmers hacking people's accounts and selling the contents to other players for real world money. They constantly whisper people offering them items and services for sale. This kind of broken English is exactly like what they sound like, so I don't have a…

Can she be my best friend??

While it is quite tacky to only serve what many people would regard as inedible garbage at your wedding, when those people posted out of work for you, bought gifts for you, and might even have driven or flown miles for you, I don't think someone else's bad taste wedding is anyone's business but theirs. This article is…

HRRRRRNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTSSSS Say that out loud in your best special needs voice and then you'll have what I imagine your little rant sounds like.

A million times this.

The handful of dudes having mini meltdowns over this being a non sports article is making my day.

I did.