Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

“You got more catches than Tom does.” SAVAGE.

God I fucking love this team so much.

The Eagles have a longer cut.

The brief pause while Pederson considers, then agrees “yeah, let’s do it” brings a genuine smile to my face.

I’d like to think that I showed poise last night by not destroying anything and passing out in the hallway of Monk’s Cafe (don’t worry, it wasn’t open).

I’ve had season tickets since 1998 and my first jersey was a Harold Carmichael from Sears.

Donald Trump was forced to eat a consolation Big Mac, instead of his celebratory Big Mac. Fuck him.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

The Aussie call is about the only thing that could dethrone Merrill & Mike’s call on WYSP for me.

I still thought they would somehow go 90+ yards in less than a minute with no timeouts, get the 2 point conversion, and win in overtime. I thought the Eagles would regret running it three times and settling for the field goal. No comeback is too surprising anymore with them.

“The script is flipped! Tom Brady - bereft on the turf! It has lit-rully been RIPPED from his grahsp!”

“male Goop” is WONDERFUL

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

The players just need to Let It Go.

This is fair. In all seriousness.

Yeah, and the 2 previous years he finished 6th in QBR. His drop this year couldn’t possibly have something to do with them getting rid of his top 2 WR’s and having no support from the run game. Not to mention half his OL on IR. He still put up numbers. Cousins earned his money. And his former team with the insulting…

just let it happen already.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.