i can’t help but think that Russell Westbrook answers the question “what if Steve Smith had played basketball instead of football?”

I’m excited to watch this fail

The XFL: Now With Completed Passes (Maybe)

Which was a bigger waste of cash: the XFL or Linda’s Senate campaign?

That joke expired a few weeks back...

I am a Philly fan living in Minneapolis, and I am going to steal this line from you (giving you zero credit, so that people will think I’m the clever one) and use it tomorrow at work when the drunken boorishness of Eagles fans is inevitably pointed out to me.

I’m a Pats fan and I love Philly. A friend of mine owns some bars there.

I’d almost consider flying down there for the game, except you know, I’m not an idiot and I want to live.

Wait, do Eagles fans think last night was the Super Bowl?

Now let’s see the videos of Minnesota fans pretending to be nice to everybody, while insidiously mentioning the one thing their targets are secretly ashamed of.

Based on the first game, it was refreshing to see a pole give someone else a concussion.

So the Tillie guy is a major douchebag, but there’s always that jerk there and it isn’t fair to judge a large group based on one individual.

Fuck off. Trump didn’t win Philly. Or Pittsburgh. He carried everything in between. You know what that area is called up here? Alabama.

No.

You should do a story about how Philly fans once threw snowballs at Santa. I don’t think it’s ever been told before.

I’d happily carry Jim Schwartz off the field on my shoulders if his defense and the depleted offense can somehow take down the f’ing Vikings. I say this as a Lions fan.

Dan, what do you get when the immovable object of the Eagles’ playoff heartbreaks meets the unstoppable force of the Vikings’ uncanny ability to choke in the playoffs? Answer: Another Patriots Superbowl win. Because Evil Always Wins.

“Easy for you to say.”
-the horse-puncher

Fuck you Dan! The Vikings are gonna lose a heartbreaker!