John Wick 3: Stop Setting Him Off, Guys, I’m Serious
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Wait... Common lived? He had a knife in his heart. HIS GAT DAMN HEART!!! Considering the beating he just took, even IF he made it to the hospital, the damage to his heart would be completely irreparable. What’s he coming back as, “Man in the Casket”?
Automatically marked down a letter grade for not going with John Wi3k.
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The best legal defense money can’t buy.
Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.
There is also a homeless camp next to the WaWa.
Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.
“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant
Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.
Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete
That ad really pisses me off. Don’t pretend you don’t know what a computer is, you little fucker!
That commercial annoys me more than anything.
I really like that “Fire and the Flood” song he does.
Shhhh! You need to keep up the illusion that it is miserable here. We don’t want even more people moving here, do we?
hey, it’s been super nice for like weeks!
“Put me in fucking jail, please, so I can bond out.”
Admitting to being Roger Clemens sounds like a good way to get yourself tased.
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”