You people think eating at a gas station is the height of cuisine.

Kellyanne Conway.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

Not judging on the play, but your statement is irrelevant...he wasn’t defenseless. He had the ball and was trying to elude the tacklers.

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

I totally have shows that I watch when I’m super stressed or down. I had a terrible day yesterday and 30 Rock helped me not yell at the dog and sob. (nothing serious just one of those days).

Darren Aronofsky IS a dong. Rachel Weisz definitely upgraded when she married Daniel Craig.

If the “crystal lady” was unavailable, I’m sure Spencer Pratt would have been glad to help.

Yep. I think she’s good on a handful of issues but imperfect to bad on a host of others. And really, really bad at choosing her language.

there are a lot of very legitimate reasons not to like her, you mention them, but then gloss over them. She can be kind of awful but is also a victim of a right wing smear campaign at the same time, they aren’t always mutually exclusive. But saying mainstream news pointing out her occasional awfulness means it’s being…

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

This is easy - start being honest about why people are getting fatter, which we don’t do. We’re working at the entirely wrong scale. Right now we (collectively) assume the only reason a person would be fat is because of the person. It’s 100% their fault. Or at the bare minimum 90%. The solution is get people to…

I always did better with this sort of thing too... Setting the goal “I’d like to be able to do a Pistol Squat” made me strong AF and had some pretty aesthetically pleasing side effects. Even though I never managed to do one, i DID get to a place through all that work where I could do *one* one-handed pushup and…

Thank you for this perspective. I am post-menopausal and also had to take steroids during cancer treatment a couple of years ago. Either or both have caused damage to my metabolism; I seem to gain weight relentlessly.  I exercise every day, don’t eat fast or fried food, and avoid carbs and sweets. Still, I gain. I…

I can’t even begin to unravel this knot or how I feel about/fit into it. In early middle age I found myself getting fatter until I was finally obese and getting obese-er. I was in great shape, healthy as a horse, could bike and run and stuff, and I sincerely felt okay with who I was and the body I had. But I also knew…

THIS RIGHT HERE.

I’ve been exercising and trying to include more fruits and vegetables in my diet because I noticed it makes me feel better. I noticed my body is growing stronger and I can do more. I went from not being able to do a plank at all to doing one for 15 seconds. Focusing on weight made me feel discouraged. Focusing on…

It’s profoundly irritating when perfectly normal, ancient things without a cost - like meditation and occasional fasting, things humanity has been doing for thousands of years, because they work - get sucked into different movements that suddenly have a price tag, and swamped in woowoo nonsense, especially when made…