And the second was because the Browns had 1st and goal from the 2 in OT and lost 14 yards on a screen pass and had to kick a FG.

Ryan Grigson looks like the proud owner of the world’s biggest collection of fishing shirts.

Don’t listen to the bad man, honey, I’m sure we’ll be good by the time you’re in college. Or at worst, when you’re a grandfather.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

It’s so annoying when I’m just walking down the street and “become deceased.” It’s a real hassle.

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

I disagree. We have got a lot done in the past by reaching across the aisle. The problem is that the aisle has become a chasm. There’s Mike Pence, Reid, and Bernie, and none of those people deserve to be the standard bearers of the majority of people that are fucking done with winner takes all politics.

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

If you’re raped, you don’t need to worry about that, at least according to some Republican politicians. Apparently if you are truly raped, your natural body functions shut down and you can’t get pregnant.

YES MURRAY AND JAYAPAL! LOVE YOU LADIES!

But what if a woman wants to make some false accusation?

He also says he has an eating disorder caused by the hernia and then also talks about men are thanking him because no one brings up weight issues in men as though he has anorexia more than eating poorly from a hernia. None of what he says makes any logical sense and reminds me of how both I and other…

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

“I presume, if the Redskins had a better option, they wouldn’t fuck it up as much.”

he’s been really good by any measure you want to use.

I think, as a society, we have trouble with causation and correlation. Kirk Cousins isn’t a great quarterback, he’s reached his apex, and makes enough boneheaded plays that it genuinely should effect his market value.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

So excited to see Thandie on the list.