Look at the Sixers in the years before Hinkie arrived. Their last 60+ win team was in 1982 (NBA Champs!), they reached the finals in 2001 with a 56 win team and in the 12 subsequent seasons never won 50 games, never advanced past the 2nd round of the playoffs and rarely got out of the 1st round (or missed the playoffs…

I love the revisionist history that Hinkie was brought in to fix a team that didn’t suck and had talent spilling off the their bench.

Embiid is an RFA in the summer of 2018, which means the Sixers have up to five more years of contractual control over him. That is plenty of time for that core to become a serious contender. Sure, he might go the way of Greg Oden. He may also go the way of Stephen Curry, who also had serious injury concerns during his…

And this is the valid criticism of the Process: that Hinkie sucked at drafting. If that was Deadspin’s argument it probably wouldn’t get much pushback. That isn’t, however, the criticism that Deadspin likes to push. Deadspin’s argument is that strategic losing is inherently a con hatched in the buzzword-addled Silicon…

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Lazy. Here I am preventing forest fires, because evidently I am the only one who can, and this guy is napping. You have a fucking shovel!

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

In this case that may be so. But what do we charge them with? How can they be responsible for a sexual assault they didn’t perform? Worse, aren’t they supposed to stay out of the fray and just monitor?

That’s a called a double rape and they cancel each other out.

As opposed to Jo Rowling, who by all accounts was nothing but helpful, yet set herself back from the Harry Potter film franchise. She understood that books and movies are different universes and although she required certain things to be left in (because only she knew the outcome of the final books), Rowling let the…

(struggles to come up with a “Mother” joke)

This is not very metal at all, Glenn Danzig.

You really really really really really really like her?

I still love the music video she did with Tom Hanks. So adorable.

Very 80's. Very poppy. I don’t hate it.

I don’t care what anyone says, I like her

annoying Christian pastor

Over/Under on Gwyneth Paltrow?

Mariah Carey?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?