Oh my goodness, that picture with Billie Lourd.

I will admit to a chortle. If only Ivanka had been wearing the fingerless lace gloves to go with it....

Melania looks like one of my Italian great aunts who has been wearing black for the last 50 years because somewhere someone died. She even is all hunched up like she has osteoporosis.

I just imagine Trump is the worst old person.

Nope Melania wanted to know what available exorcism dates were on his calendar.

She just wanted FLOATUS

“What do I give him to eat? Well, he mostly just grabs whatever he wants.”

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

Tee Hee:

yeah! Quit showboating like you’re some Jim Comey or something! Show some of the grace and poise demonstrated by DJT after his huge electoral college win (it’s actually a brilliant system and favors the democrats)

It is possible to both feel sympathy for his children AND think he got what he deserved. I feel sympathy for Barron Trump but also think his father deserves to be stung by a thousand bees.

If any animal wants to follow this elephant’s example with Ted Nugent, I would totally be in support if it.

And you’re using the word “sport” loosely. Using dogs to round up animals to drive them towards hunters armed with guns doesn’t seem like much of a sport.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Good.

I enjoyed her in John Wick 2, but the credits rolled by fast enough that I didn’t catch her name, so she was just that cool mute assassin in John Wick 2.

To paraphrase Bette Davis:

America doesn’t deserve a sweetheart right now.