Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

The vast majority of single A players are fresh draftees who are in their early 20s that have a good chance to improve.

Let me get this straight.

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

And take the spot of any one of thousands of recent high school and college players more deserving than he is. Don’t forget that in your little “poor Timmy, victim of mean old Deadspin” lamentation.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

Are those quotes from the book? Because “editor and chief” and “another way of how I” tell me that her editor FUCKING HATES HER.

Maybe that was like the really racist section. They all bought tickets together as a package deal, so they didn’t honestly know which one of them was supposed to be ejected.

Over/under on number of times callers refer to “those people”: 8.5

Guilty by association? The life of a philly fan.

All we did was run and sometimes kick some balls.

“Phew. At least it’s not gambling.” -Roger Goodell

The NFL says nearly 100,000 fans were on the Parkway throughout the day; Philadelphia police estimated 70,000.

Jesus, Jayson Stark, too? It just keeps getting worse.

Shocked that Jayson Stark is being canned.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

“You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance.”

She sued Howard University for discriminating against her for being white, so apparently it’s a fairly flexible belief.

“I am not a racist.”™

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay