“Devos Civil Right Office Appointee Once Claimed She Was Discriminated Against For Being White”

I DO NOT LIKE CANDY BUT DAMN I LOVE THESE

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reese’s conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

I actually do remember this. It was incredible, the levels of vitriol that spewed from the usual suspects. I didn’t think any character on a TV show could have engendered more hatred than Murphy Brown when she had a baby out of wedlock, but there it was.

...... Meanwhile, in Minnesota, a white guy is softly weeping and needing an intervention over a poster.

Surprising absolutely everyone, the WNBA draft is tonight.

What?! He’s just playing a violin after a long day speaking a bunch of languages at the gym! You don’t know his life!

She looks like someone from a small Midwest town with hopes of being a Real Housewife.

I know this article was targeted towards the completely clueless dude in the OP photo, but the women interviewed for this were just as insufferable. There was also the “9 or 10" who used to only date hot guys, but now just wants someone rich. Wow, what progress she’s made. ::eyeroll::

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

Also, Hot Woman, thank you for this!

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

We moved from the city to the burbs, and all my city friends are like single and not wanting to come out by us EVER.

My suburbs friends suck and I have finally taken the advice from the lovely people of Jezebel and left their biased, racist, pearl covered clutches.

So my husband and I are at square one and I feel bad…

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

Hahaha, the argument against this shit is it implies these guys will attack a woman if given any chance.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.