Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

Well, the election, it came out really well. Next time we’ll triple the number or quadruple it. We want to get it over 51, right? At least 51.

He was a drama queen with the refs tho. (Which doesn’t qualify as huge, so you’re still right.)

I guess it’s a good thing for Barkley, then, that that argument is impossible to make.

We’re done here.

You gotta see what Kellyane Conweigh is wearing today. It looks like something from an 80's talent show with a 4th of July theme. Or maybe she got a tailor to make her an American Girl outfit.

I can see you

The real shame is that they picked Okafor instead of Porzingis.

It’s really a shame the Sixers didn’t keep Evan Turner, Spencer Hawes and Andre Iguodala and keep making runs at the 7 seed, though.

And even more bad news: the Bruce Springsteen cover band dropped out.

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Abstinence-only is the only contraception that ever worked for Matt Garza and Bristol Palin.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

I didn’t.

My pick would be Katy Tur, who was pretty fearless in her reporting of the Trump campaign. Yes, the media in general really let us down with all the free air time for Trump and its BS of falsely equating Hillary using a private server with whatever atrocity Trump happened to be doing or saying or promising, but Tur…

the way I see it is this: The Force Awakens was the Star Wars movie we wanted. Rogue One was the Star Wars movie we *needed*