You missed 100% of the shots you took.

Forget the refs, the injuries, the repetitive finals matchup, KD joining a 73 win team, etc. and just revel in the fuck James Harden and his bullshit, whiny, little bitch, flopping ‘style’ of basketball schadenfreude.

Newton’s third law: for every Playoff Lebron there is a Playoff Harden.

Ontological debate for the commentariat: Does James Harden actually exist?

I will never understand people who root for James Harden, even if they hate GS. He takes half the game off, dogs it up and down the court, flops constantly, and then has the temerity to give that stupid “Not my fault...” face of general indifference every time his team is failing.

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Stephen Colbert did a segment a few years ago on one of Jerome Corsi’s theories. Jerome Corsi claimed that Obama wore a ring that proved Obama gay married his college roommate after the CIA teleported them to Mars, or something like that, it’s a little hard to follow.

Of course the dealership denied knowledge of any wrongdoing. But it’s reminiscent of the old lawyer joke: Q. How do you know when a dealership’s spokeman is lying? A. His mouth is moving.

Now they’re tying to close the barn door after the horsepower escaped.

60 out of how many? Is this better or worse than the average vehicle theft rate in Detroit?

I was just there a few weeks ago filming this. Pretty funny, security does patrol the area and told me to get lost.