I'll just leave this here: http://the-isb.blogspot.com…

The fact that you call it pop pop tells me you're not ready.

Are you a real Christian or an atheist doing an admittedly impressive imitation of a fanatic? Either way, stop using exclamation points in every sentence, yelling at people isn't going to make you more convincing.

The A.V. Club turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually I didn't even notice.

Number of times I have watched the Batman and Ace scene without crying: 0