I’d give him one of those as a gather, but definitely three steps. Was plain as day watching it live here at a restaurant in LFK

Am I the only person who had no goddamn clue it was CGI and just thought they found some skeletal dude who looked like him and then they did some makeup? I couldn’t tell until the second time I watched, after I knew he was CGI.

This is the best article I’ve read from Jalopnik. Tells me more important stuff about the world than looking at shiny new cars that reaffirm my fractured sense of masculinity.

“while reporters scrambled toward the back of the room to aide the woman reporter, who appeared to have fainted”

Man, this comment is dumb as fuck.

There is no difference. Just enjoy what you enjoy. Star Wars isn’t real. It’s fiction. Whether it is “canon” doesn’t matter much.

“Honestly, all this just reads as internet snobbery to me.” Yes.

“Up until last year the main Star Wars canon was the product of a single person”

It’s all made-up. Just watch it or don’t.

Oh hi jerk on the Internet! How’re you?

What if I told you the majority of votes cast in the primary were for Hillary Clinton?

kermit4karate doesn’t get to decide who the nominee is on their own?

The problem is I don’t really love my extended family that much.

There are truthers for everything, isn’t there?

Did the Russians and WikiLeaks tell you something??? Don’t tell me—this is fake and Hillary is behind it???

I don’t see anything wrong with any of that, either. I don’t see what’s wrong with people getting paid fairly for work they do, but maybe that’s just me.

It’s not entertainment. A well-functioning democracy is what we need to keep your problems at a 4-year old, traffic, and weather.

bullshit pop psych being bullshit pop psych

I like them.