I’m sorry, but if you break out your calculator to add up 1+2+3, you deserve a wrong answer.....

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’ve always loved the fact that they designed an entire visual standard for the signs inside the Nostromo:

Jesus, each time I hear Disasterpiece, I’m shocked at how mature and evocative his music can be. It’s shocking.

More like assault and badgery, amirite?

Honorable mention to Hotline Miami 2 isn’t good enough. The game was a bit disappointing overall, but the soundtrack was only bigger and better. A 49 track beast of an OST with little filler, and more Sexualizer:

Are they remaking Automan?

I think the appropriate title for this is .. see my vest?

The brotopian PS4. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was already a thing.