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I Hate My Squatty Potty

This year I joined the Squatty Potty ranks, investing in one for the sake of my aggrieved gastrointestinal tract. My

I’m sorry, but if you break out your calculator to add up 1+2+3, you deserve a wrong answer.....

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

This is Porga!!

The world has seen mere seconds of Star Wars: The Last Jedi’s porgs, but already they’re a divisive character. Some

Oh my god, those toys were the best. I love Centurions.

Convenient, since “Godsent” is exactly how Mike Pence sees himself!

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

We’re gonna need a new meme....

I’ve always loved the fact that they designed an entire visual standard for the signs inside the Nostromo:

Jesus, each time I hear Disasterpiece, I’m shocked at how mature and evocative his music can be. It’s shocking.

More like assault and badgery, amirite?