You know what? Fuck you. I'm sorry, I'm usually inclined to offer a more measured, open response to nearly all topics. This issue has been one of the central challenges in my life - leaving my family's hard-nosed and ascetic religion to reason with FACTS, not with feelings. Those that promote the idea that religious…

I thought it was Prometheus vs Cocoon! Damn.

2011: Earth Goes to Clown College.

Goatsee designed the packaging.

I know I'm missing the point of the video but how long does it take for you to get bored of being on the moon?

I feel a Lewis Black rage coming on. Is it seriously a point of contention that exercise is good for you? That overeating is not? Are we THIS stupid? Debating the finer points on whether carbs/proteins/cocaine/whatever is either helping or hurting your weight loss is appropriate but know that whichever farming culture…