I want to go to this party so bad.

I stole this from a Yahoo Answers page. Never thought of it this way but this makes sense:

Star Trek with the writers of Futurama and Neil DeGrasse Tyson as a consultant.

Dragon's Lair was my first thought too. I loved the animation style (which was very Disney of course). It was really loose and dramatic with movement that mimics Harrison Ford's lopey, comedic physicality. I would love to see Paramount attach a series of seven-minute long Indiana Jones cartoon serials to their films…

I love the "YEAH-EAH!" part of the music. Completely out of nowhere and mildly unsettling.

I just left the theatre less than an hour ago and, despite being way too old to put on a cape(towel) and run around kicking and punching things the way I did as a kid after some superhero movie or another made me want to, I did get those butterflies. You know those butterflies. This film was a perfect third act. No,…

Anybody as unnerved as I am? I mean, scientist lady, use both hands while holding that thing. I don't care what the photographer told you about framing a good shot.

How about we talk to our kids about both and let them decide for themselves rather than trying to shove our own beliefs down their throats?

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Well put. Religion is a cruel illusion that is past its time. It needs to be retired. Let's look back on the stories of Jesus, Muhammed and Moses the way we see Zeus, Dionysus, Luke Skywalker, Bilbo Baggins and others and be done with it. It can still inspire people to do good,…

I did get a bit frothy there. Sorry to misrepresent your beliefs if you are not religious. This gives me an opportunity to say, quietly, and with composure, "fuck you harder."

You know what? Fuck you. I'm sorry, I'm usually inclined to offer a more measured, open response to nearly all topics. This issue has been one of the central challenges in my life - leaving my family's hard-nosed and ascetic religion to reason with FACTS, not with feelings. Those that promote the idea that religious…

I thought it was Prometheus vs Cocoon! Damn.

2011: Earth Goes to Clown College.

Goatsee designed the packaging.

I know I'm missing the point of the video but how long does it take for you to get bored of being on the moon?

I feel a Lewis Black rage coming on. Is it seriously a point of contention that exercise is good for you? That overeating is not? Are we THIS stupid? Debating the finer points on whether carbs/proteins/cocaine/whatever is either helping or hurting your weight loss is appropriate but know that whichever farming culture…