I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

Show me someone who thinks engine braking is bad and I’ll show you a stupid person. I’ve never heard anyone express that opinion honestly, not sure where Engineering Explained came up with that.

I’m a social worker in Philly, and you’d be surprised by the number of parents that have no idea what their children are up to. Even when they become full-fledged adults. It’s weird and scary.

The same way that so many reasonable, empathetic liberals come from bigoted conservative families, probably. They found an ideological system that resonated with them and rejected their family’s input.

How did you get out of that German jail so fast?

We never “denazified” the confederacy here. We could learn from Germany.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Wait... we’re really wondering why someone who was sentenced to 5 years for stealing $120 would be afraid of standing trial for armed robbery?

Invitation needs to state that any member of the media who says “Donald Trump became President last night” may not attend.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I was hesitant to call 45's voters stupid because I had thought that it’s rude and not necessarily true.

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

Christians are persecuted? I don’t see swastikas being spray painted on churches or crosses being burned in their yards en masse. Meanwhile, a Jewish Center near Virginia Tech where my friend teaches was littered with Nazi-themed leaflets and Jewish cemeteries are being decimated. And that’s to say nothing of the…

These fuckers murdered an inmate by torture and there are no convictions? Seriously, fuck this.