This is what we get for supporting the right to arm bears.

Yes. He tells it how it is. Everyone else is a LIAR. Sorry I’m getting a little emotional. I’m just so tired of “teachers” and “professors” and “scientists” and “experts in their field” and “books” and “smart first graders” and “the weather” LYING to me.

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back