Denver, the last dinosaur

I had the title line in both Star Wars and Out of Africa

...and she will regret her decision.

The internet is fine, PEOPLE are the mistake. 

So, Corpse Run, last panel, abandonment or blowjob?  

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit right there.

I’m beginning to suspect thoughts and prayers aren’t actually doing much to stop gun violence.  

They worked on that song for 2 years? That song is too slow for a DMC song anyway. Celldweller or Blue Stahli could shit out a better song in a week. Celldweller is most well known (in gaming) for the track “Shapeshifter” in Need for Speed which actually sounds like a DMC1 song. Celldweller also did the music for…

TEAM BLUR

You shut your god damn mouth.

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting…

I track my progress through adulthood by the number of jokes I get in MST3K that baffled me as a child.

To grind, perchance to level...

Track: Everything Counts | Artist: Everything Counts | Album: Construction Time Again

Track: Only Happy When It Rains | Artist: Garbage | Album: Garbage

Track: Bloodmeat | Artist: Protest The Hero | Album: Fortress