As good as this looks, can I really believe Ryu would join the fray without alt colors representing Ken, Akuma, Dan or Sean?

Stinky Wizzleteats? You’re the man that taught my grandmother to suck eggs, aren’t you?

Those lips, eek! That arm looks like it’s coming straight from her neck, as well.

My fight for Ghoul equality shall never rest.

God forbid this ever happens at a place where people are playing light gun games.

Muuuul-ti-pass! This is awesome.

That doesn't sound like "Pika" or "Chu".

Turnip! I make sure I watch a few of these everyday to stay sane.

It's Crüe!

Pikachu Mishima

So lazy, you don't even bother to complete some sentences.

This is the most educated, thought-provoking response ever.

It's done to elicit a reaction and possibly start an educated conversation. Mark didn't say so outright, but he wants someone to engage him on the subject.

NO GHOSTING!

So depressing was that last Bigfoot. So much so that I decided to free him from his torment with a round of the explosive rifle. No regrets. RIP, sweet creature.

Should be "Croooow!"

I'm loving the nods to Mario Paint! I don't believe Nintendo ever reused some of those ideas/characters/buttons/stuff.

That is the most badass controller ever. Green light works perfectly.

Coming from a Diddy player, what was so uninteresting? He was so nimble, had an awesome Liu Kang flying kick, his pop gun was fun, and his smash was just all-over-the-place crazy.

I can't believe I bought the Collector's Edition of this. At least I got this awesome bust (not sarcasm).