No, I did understand the joke, it made me laugh out loud (literally), but I just thought it was a bit funny that that the type of tattoo would be the one deal breaker :p

Yeah, people are throwing shields that return and smashing things while being green and big, of course, they will react to the authenticity of the henna tattoo being unrealistically the better choice there ;)
"Sure I can suspend my disbelief that some guy in a robot suit is able to do all those crazy stuff, but that…