The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

You don’t get the lesson? I hope you don’t have kids...

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Even banged on the cell door as soon as he finished. Proper jail fight etiquette

The thing is, too, that locked up with a cellmate and involved in a fight with him, you have to win decisively. You can’t go easy on the other guy, let him get his senses, when he can go on the attack again. The common man’s champion tread that line perfectly, got College Boy well and truly down for the count and…

The adult in me realizes that this kid already seems to have a real problem with not only alcohol, but anger as well, and hopes that this can be a moment for him to step back and reflect on what his life could become if he doesn’t take control and get some help...

You can type “blind”. Not like they’re going to see you being politically correct

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

As a Lions fan, Orlovsky shouldn’t even ride the pine for any team in the NFL. People always talk about the value of “an experienced quarterback backing up your starter”, which if that experienced quarterback weren’t dogshit, I might agree. Like if you had a Payton Manning, or a Tom Brady, or even the situation in…

Why is Jon king?

I don’t like the word luncheon

I don’t know about Revolution but the Lions killed the NFL for me. Haven’t watched anything but the past 3 super bowls. If they make the super bowl, I’ll watch. So I will never see another lions game. My children will not be lions fans. I have broken the cycle.

Almost certainly not an Einstein quote.

He’ll have 11 catches a game, and then drop a winning touchdown pass. That isn’t something that you can see on a stat sheet.

And let us just ignore the part where the team is down over 30 points in a game, and continue to blame one man vs the other 21 on offense and defense. Truly, an analysis worthy of Stephen A. Smith himself.

Are you typing these takes pants-less while wearing a Herman Moore Jersey?

Not a smile. Fuckin’ liar.

i hate that expression with the burning white hot hatred of a thousand suns. it was stupid and incorrect when first stated, now a millions times over. plus its trite, hackneyed and lazy. fuck i hate it

Aha, the old “Dude, I’ve watched them!” argument, which I think is Step 7B in The Idiot’s Guide to Winning Internet Discussions.

“I didn’t see a chance for them to win a Super Bowl at the time,” Johnson said. “For the work I was putting in, it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.