The real question here is why a fighter named “Dustin” would be dumb enough to make their nickname “Diamond”

Ask him to head outside for lawful purposes, he’ll never see it coming.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

I know. It’s weird how people could have different reactions to different actions by the same person. Like, how could anyone credibly think announcing the FBI is reopening an investigation of a presidential candidate just before an election, when he doesn’t even know yet if there is any new substantive information,…

Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.

A great joke made even better with an explanation.

counterpoint: FUCK AARON HERNANDEZ, he’s a murderer.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

His ridiculously outsized self regard (EVERYONE CAN FEEL THE LOVE IN MY EYES) is my favorite part of this horrid imaginary dude.

If we are talking about ditching things with no real value that are only a waste of effort and resources, why the fuck are you on a sports/joke site when there is world saving to do?

I suppose it’s not surprising that you seem to know so much about assholes.

I’m gonna guess you’re one of the human beings living a miserable life.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

I cant get over these precious snow flake conservatives who cant bear to look at most media for fear of injuring their delicate ideology. It really first all started with the Dan Rather fiasco because as we all know, wealthy, connected young chaps couldnt possibly ever conveniently avoid military service.

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

“What a pass! Did you see how he dropped that pass right into the receivers hands? That quarterback came from a rich upper middle class family and that receiver was from an urban area on the wrong side of the tracks. That’s exactly how trickle down economics works!”

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.