The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

The culture of censorship surrounding unpopular opinions by the left has always been oppression.

Huh, given that you completed your masters thesis on this topic, you think you would know that the “disasters mentioned in this article” weren’t caused by standing sections. You also think you would reckon with the fact that many safe seating models do in fact give fans tickets to be in a specific place, that hooligan…

Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left.

The rust belt was already in the red column, so unknown voters there don’t matter. As for brexit, polling for a once in a lifetime event is a lot different than Americans polling something that happens every 4 years. It’s down to a science at this point and upsets are very rare, especially at the presidential scale.

Came here to post “get a nice wide drill bit, drill into canteloupe, sand the edges of the hole down, microwave it, stop to consider what you are doing, go out for a walk and sit down under a tree, and think for a real fucking long time about the choices you’ve made that led you to this very moment”

let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Starting to train for the next fight right after the end of the last fight.

YOURE KILLING YOUR FATHER, LARRY!

Is this your homework Larry?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

It’s not your fault

I once found a chick tract in a box of car wax about the sin of vanity. It showed a man who was very proud of his nice, shiny car dying and going to hell.

I too worked as a custodian at a prestigeous northeastern university, only to get fired for using the chalkboard in the hallway of the lecture hall.

Nothing is worse than Real Salt Lake. There is almost nothing Spanish nor Royal about Salt Lake.