“...and is considered the greatest active welterweight in boxing”

Where do you live that they don’t have theaters with the recliners built in? Pretty much all of the first-run theaters in the Detroit area have them now. My knees are fucked also, but those recliners are great.

Funny enough that I starred it despite that fact that Rocky loses the fight in the first film.

A friend of mine moved to New York sometime in the late 80s with his girlfriend, who dreamed of becoming an actress. She started taking an acting class, and soon after that started sleeping with a guy she met there. A few years later, my friend is watching TV and an ad for some movie comes on, he jumps up screaming…

What the fuck are you talking about?

The most underrated band of the 90s was Quicksand

He’s a righteous man...

I always pictured Larry Underwood as Rick Springfield. And now you all know I am fucking old.

It’s a shame what Artie has done to his life.

No. I think the thing you’re thinking of is having red balloons tied to sewer grates, they did do that.

Perhaps GGG’s opposition would have been better had every fighter worth a shit not tried to avoid him like the fucking plague for most of his career. I love the sport of boxing but the business end of it is a pile of steaming shit.

It’s mostly metaphorical, but occasionally you will see a towel get thrown. This fight ended between rounds, so they just told the ref that their fighter couldn’t continue and he stopped the fight. The entire reason people threw/throw towels into the ring was to get the ref’s attention while the action is still going…

Carried by a swallow

SO MANY PEOPLE thought it was real. I saw that shared and discussed on facebook at least a half-dozen times, and I was about the only person saying it was clearly fake. People will fucking believe anything they see. Once that deepfake shit really gets out there it’s going to be utter chaos.

See, I would have said he was a bad 80s joke that overstayed its welcome. Fourteen year old me loved him, though, lol

There was exactly nothing that was controversial about this stoppage. Cerrone was all busted up. There was no chance that he was going to finish another three rounds, the only thing that was going to happen was his injuries getting even worse. He’s lucky he blew his nose and closed his eye, because if he hadn’t, his…

aaaa-AAAA-aaahh!!!

I’m betting it’s Puck. 

The San Diego Chicken’s shoe shine bit was way better.