Neither Bleach nor Incesticide had Grohl on them, and both those records sound pretty Nirvana-esque to me. Don’t get me wrong, I think Grohl is a great drummer, but his drumming isn’t what made Nirvana, Nirvana.

Oh god no. There is nothing worse than non-Italians making Italian food, even worse if it’s particularly in your honor. The first argument my wife and I ever had was about whether or not I would eat the cottage cheese lasagna her mom made.

Corgan needs to grow a beard or something, he is getting dangerously close to Judge Holden territory of late.

Well, to be fair, he based his opinion on more than a couple of people, it was at least three or four. That changes the math considerably.

This would have been waaaay better had he run his fingers through his hair after pulling his hand back instead of just backing away.

Passion of the Christ 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

You’re one of them!

Maybe it just wasn’t that good of a joke.

You meant to say “YOU LAUNCHED RALPH MACCHIO’S CAREER,” right?

Surely you must be joking! Airplane 2 was hot garbage. I have never heard anyone that wasn’t a 7th-grader say they liked it.

But Chunks was just getting started...

I’m not sure I would put that much trust in Tillerson. I just read an article where he said his daily foreign policy is literally based on a printout of Trump’s tweets from that morning. That’s fucking terrifying.

How about the fact that the Kumite would have required quadrillions of people to fill the brackets? He claimed it was like 60 rounds over three days or something, which is impossible.

He isn’t a very good director, or at least he hasn’t been so far. Too much of his work is a blatant and poorly-done imitation of the Coen brothers’ style.

It can’t. The only good thing about the movie was Arkin’s performance. Everyone else was way too over-the-top. The point of the book, to me, was the surreal insanity in these things that everyone treated as banal because of the irrational nature of the war, whereas in the movie everything was exaggerated to an absurd…

It’s still surprising to drop dead in your 40s unless you were a serial drug and/or alcohol abuser.

Jesus fucking christ, did you have to say that was 3rd grade for you?!? I was in my early 20s. Now I feel fucking ancient.

I keep seeing variations of this headline, and it’s really annoying because Dione was not his birth name. It’s what his mother had intended to call him, but then he was born and she called him Thanos instead. That’s like saying my real birth name is Charles because my mom was going to call me Charles but then decided…

The caption of the photo in the article said that the photo of Tretiak on his back had been lost but that it was in the same sequence as that one.