I’m not sure I understand how trademarking various lines from her new record is being a copyright troll...

I have the same question, except for the minor difference is that the roommate is also my wife of 21 years. What the hell do you do with that?

Moxie and stupidity are often indistinguishable from one another. Moxie is basically just a charming form of stupidity anyway.

Then by all means, enlighten me. In the article, it says they won their semi-final game, then they posted their picture flipping off the team they beat. They were then kicked out of the tournament and the team they beat went to the finals in their place. By my understanding, if the place they were advancing to were…

Yes, it was. They were advancing to the championship round. It says so right in the article.

They couldn’t give the next team a bye, it was the finals.

True, but that was then and this is now.

Arsenal should sell Alexis back to them if Neymar goes to PSG. I know Wenger wouldn’t do it because it would be sensible, but it’s nice to dream.

...to get through this thing called life...

Am I the only one that thinks the whole pre-fight staredown thing is fucking stupid? Maybe it’s because I’m a fan of the actual fighting and not the spectacle.

Johnny Morton is a good choice, but I would have been more impressed by a deep cut, say Brett Perriman or maybe Willie Green, the Touchdown Machine.

Parenthood and Willow were both good, and A Beautiful Mind was all right as long as you didn’t care about whether it was an accurate portrayal of the guy’s life, which it definitely was not.

I heard the same thing. They had a chance to get him before he went to Tampa and they didn’t do it. Now he’ll never come back.

It was reportedly all over who was truly the World’s Greatest Dad.

You see that a lot in smaller, more close-knit sports communities. Watch any skateboarding or BMX competition and you’ll see everyone cheering each other on and rooting for everyone to do their best stuff. It’s nice to see everyone having fun instead of being full-on “eye of the tiger” all the time.

You’re talking about Joe Mixon, and that’s not at all what happened. Mixon called her friend a faggot after she turned down his generous offer to fuck her, she got in his face, and he responded by punching her in the mouth and breaking her jaw. TOTALLY the same thing, obviously.

If you watch the gif at the top of the story, it looks like a middle-aged white man is spawned into existence by their collision.

I think maybe it’s just you, because when I look at him all I see is a piece of shit killer.

Now there’s a great idea.

I always assumed he was named Kirby because of the vacuum cleaner brand. I thought it was so obvious I never even wondered whether I was wrong.