I’m not sure I understand how trademarking various lines from her new record is being a copyright troll...

I have the same question, except for the minor difference is that the roommate is also my wife of 21 years. What the hell do you do with that?

Moxie and stupidity are often indistinguishable from one another. Moxie is basically just a charming form of stupidity anyway.

Every time I see Jon Berenthal I am taken aback by how much he looks like a young Fred Ward.

Then by all means, enlighten me. In the article, it says they won their semi-final game, then they posted their picture flipping off the team they beat. They were then kicked out of the tournament and the team they beat went to the finals in their place. By my understanding, if the place they were advancing to were…

Yes, it was. They were advancing to the championship round. It says so right in the article.

They couldn’t give the next team a bye, it was the finals.

True, but that was then and this is now.

Arsenal should sell Alexis back to them if Neymar goes to PSG. I know Wenger wouldn’t do it because it would be sensible, but it’s nice to dream.

This is a stupid idea, not least because there is already excellent alt-history material out there on this very subject that is smart and well-written, like Harry Turtledove’s Southern Victory cycle. Turtledove is also a professor of history and therefore smart enough to know that the institution of slavery could not…

...to get through this thing called life...

Am I the only one that thinks the whole pre-fight staredown thing is fucking stupid? Maybe it’s because I’m a fan of the actual fighting and not the spectacle.

Johnny Morton is a good choice, but I would have been more impressed by a deep cut, say Brett Perriman or maybe Willie Green, the Touchdown Machine.

Parenthood and Willow were both good, and A Beautiful Mind was all right as long as you didn’t care about whether it was an accurate portrayal of the guy’s life, which it definitely was not.

I heard the same thing. They had a chance to get him before he went to Tampa and they didn’t do it. Now he’ll never come back.

It was reportedly all over who was truly the World’s Greatest Dad.

Ah, okay. I know next to nothing about these movies beyond “apes get smart and have a war with humanity,” I didn’t know there was a virus in the mix. I just recently saw one of the commercials and turned to my wife and said “how the fuck do less than a million apes conquer 6 billion people?” Thanks!

I haven’t seen any of these movies except for the Mark Wahlberg one. Can anyone tell me if they explain how an ape uprising can succeed despite the fact that there are about a half a million great apes left in the world but over 6 billion humans?

You see that a lot in smaller, more close-knit sports communities. Watch any skateboarding or BMX competition and you’ll see everyone cheering each other on and rooting for everyone to do their best stuff. It’s nice to see everyone having fun instead of being full-on “eye of the tiger” all the time.

You’re talking about Joe Mixon, and that’s not at all what happened. Mixon called her friend a faggot after she turned down his generous offer to fuck her, she got in his face, and he responded by punching her in the mouth and breaking her jaw. TOTALLY the same thing, obviously.