Hopefully Bartman tweeted back “go fuck yourself, you dick.”

I was going to say the same thing. The poor fucker was a superfan. He went to that game alone, for fuck’s sake! No one is more angry at Steve Bartman than Steve Bartman. And I forget the player that talked shit about him after that game, but fuck that guy. Don’t lose and you don’t have to blame fans for it. Scott…

Someone died fucking sports games? Please elaborate, that sounds amazing.

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy. Fuck Van Persie, the traitorous Dutch bastard.

No, it’s not gambling! Here’s your loophole: you are an expert in human nature, and you are using your skill to predict how corrupt the employees of daily fantasy sites are. It’s a matter of skill and ability to select scummy traits in these employees, so it’s totally different than gambling.

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Fuck yes he saved their lives, and they damn well knew it, too. I bet that officer would have happily given him everything he had. You DID NOT want to be captured by Russians. Incidentally, my wife’s grandfather was a medic in WWII also, in Italy. He hated Germans until the day he died. Passively, but still.

Also, the flag was captured on the third day of Gettysburg, not from the Virginia state house. This is the most educational thread I’ve ever participated in.

If it makes you feel any better, the correlation equation is bullshit.

There’s already a rule that says the Lions cannot win. It’s called the “Bobby Layne Rule,” although it’s less a rule than a natural law.

Why not fix the typo? You are, after all, Misterfixit.

I agree that this game is garbage, but damned if I can decipher the first 60% of that sentence.

Aren’t one of these sites backed by Koch money?

ScamDuel

Tell that to Iker Casillas.

If you read the article, you already know everything you need to know about Jose Mourinho.

I live in the US and I don’t care about MLS. I love the Premier League and follow Arsenal religiously, though. Strange. I can’t imagine why anyone in the UK would care about MLS. Maybe because a big chunk of MLS’s season is during the off-season for the PL? Some football/soccer is better than none/meaningless…

That’s a shame, because Manager mode is all I play, really. Career mode in general is my thing, I have no interest in playing against a bunch of teenage dicks online. I tried that a couple times and it was so ridiculous and sucked so bad I never went back. I just want to be left alone to build my Arsenal squad into…

Who the hell wants to fuck for hours? I’m of the mind that one should fuck intensely for about 20-30 minutes then relax.

“So, if you mother was pregnant, crossed the border, and gave birth to you two weeks later, you wouldn’t necessarily become a American citizen. Its the “anchor baby” problem.