If Cam’ron originated it and it came from Harlem, how come my extremely white, rural friends and I routinely used it (interchangeably with things like ‘fuckhead’ or ‘dipshit’) 25 years ago?

They aren't talking about YOUR religious freedoms, silly goose, they only want the freedom to oppress those that don't share their retrograde beliefs. But you know that...

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I think it’s probably because James Harrison is an asshole. Kids know the difference between a participation trophy and one they earned by winning, and if they don’t, it’s because they are so little that doing something like this is ridiculous and cruel. What a dick.

I have an 11-year-old son. I can tell you with 100% certainty that I would have done the same thing, and I can also tell you that had I been the cop I would not have been yelling “why, Gary, why?” Mainly because the why should be self-evident, but also because I would have been silently thanking him. I am generally…

Ryan Gosling?

You’re delusional. Blaming “The Patriarchy” for everything regardless of how banal it is is just as stupid as blaming progressives for “destroying the country. “

Yes, that’s clearly the result of the insecurity of The Patriarchy and not simply Kleenex trying to sell more tissue by convincing people they need two different boxes of the same thing.

Here’s another concrete fact: Jose Mourinho is a gigantic asshole.

She wasn’t the PM when she was assassinated, though. She had been back in the 90s. She was running for the office after returning from a long exile in Dubai, although she was the front-runner at the time.

Did you miss the part where she specifically said it wasn’t kids? Your reaction paints you out to be an ass.

I have a friend that uses Big Dick Burns as a stage name in his band. Funny.

Somebody call Enrico Palazzo!

I know it isn’t baseball, but this deserves to be memorialized.

I don’t know. I’m a hetero dude, and more than once I have had a woman tell me she had a thing for me at some time in the past and I was totally clueless. It’s definitely easier to tell when a woman is NOT interested than when she is. Just being friendly is not enough, I need a woman to be more overt than simply being…

The right. The left was insurance. She probably never even felt the left, nap time had already commenced.

When I was 15, my mom and I were driving from Las Vegas to LA to go to Disneyland. We were lucky enough to see an F-16 come screaming across the road at what seemed like about 100 feet up. I’m sure it was higher, but it seemed that low. I always wondered why it was there and what it was doing, and for that matter, I…

This is total horseshit. The reason there aren’t many great female fighters is because there just aren’t that many female fighters. There are not a whole lot of women that spent their entire lives training, and because the pool is so small, Rousey naturally has a lack of competition. Many of the women she’s faced have…

I have to take issue with all of the “her parents drove her to this” comments. Plenty of people have abusive parents, many far, far worse than this, but they somehow manage to not murder those parents. She did this because she was a greedy coward, not because she had no other choice. She could have told her parents to…

Shakespeare, eh? I was thinking Sophocles, myself.