Quick and rough. Meh.

With optional cap*

How bout like this? Half of the cross guard removed so it still protects the guy holding it from sliding up into it but it's exposed towards the opponent. There is a bit of arcing plasma unlike the normal light sabers we've seen so call it a strong magnetic field right at the base to push your opponents blade into…

Right there with you man, Lost my dad last year in May. Can't tell you how many times I've picked up the phone to call him to ask him a question before realizing it.

I'm Batman

Toilet brush.

Signs with the Bengals? I mean sure, he killed a guy but did I miss the part where we ok'd cruel and unusual punishment?

Wouldn't they be "sandwich artists*"?

How Yinz guys like dem apples?

Well? Are you?

Carpenters The Thing

Same with my Asus R1F. I was leaning towards the Samsung slate but I guess I'm waiting a few more months.

Sure but are we really going to be ready for manufacturing in orbit in the time frame they are talking about?

I haven't seen an explanation of how they plan on getting s couple of tons of gold, platinum or unobtainium back home safe and sound. Apollo style shielded delivery vehicles? Or do they have a material science trick up their sleeves and are they planning using one of these asteroids as the anchor for a space…

The army had plans in 1959 for a 12 man moon base to be operational by 1966.

What if the password was "the data on this hard drive implicates me in an instance of mortgage fraud."?

So it was a reflection of Venus....again.....

Don't you mean...

This is the only thing that can get me interested.

My all time favorite was this "direction" I got from a client.