christbantlis
Christ Bantlis
christbantlis

Having worked on infomercials before, I just....I can't......

I'll just leave this here.

And as yet another client asks me to "Just use some clipart" I die a little more inside.

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Skip ahead to the 4:30 mark. The news casters face....PRICELESS!

You know the last time someone brought a bird back to life momentarily the vampires got pissed.

Spoiler Alert! I hear the winner has to face OctoPanda in the sequel. Debbie Gibson and Roger Corman are signed on already with a budget of 78 cents and a piece of used chewing gum. It's gonna be HUGE!

And to think I spent upwards of 4 minutes putting together a rough composite of what's going to be eating people as soon as you get them out of the lab. When the screaming starts I'll know I did all I could.

It really shouldn't be this hard to upload an image. geez

Coming soon to the SyFy channel, from the people who brought you Shar-Croc-Topus.

If you listen carefully you can hear every trace of this guy being scrubbed from googles indexing.

What if they make a giant prehistoric sharkoctocroc a recurring character?

How much of the 6 billion Google offered Groupon for the buyout will it take to bury them I wonder?

That seemed to be a recurring thought when people looked at that glass but the majority noted a difference when they tried it heads up against some of the Riedle stuff. But it's a tough pitch when every person you try to sell too needs to try it out. Easy for small wineries and sommelieres but tougher for larger

As someone who judges wines I'd be curious to hear your take on this. I did some design work for these guys and found the idea interesting but not being a wine drinker it was kind of lost on me.

@zegota: ...lunch time, doubly so.

Two Dollars.

@WookieLifeDay: But if you try some times, you just might find, you can bitch and moan on the internet.

@DoctorNine: clap.....clap....clap Well done sir.