My father was a womanizing alcoholic gambler who my mother kicked to the curb when I was a toddler. I didn’t meet him till I was 16. After talking to him for awhile, it was apparent he hadn’t much changed over the years, The one thing I could muster a sliver of respect for was his honesty. He knew he was a fuckup and…

What if Melania is a Russian agent and Barron is Putin's son.

If they hadn’t gotten together then there would have been no reason to add those adorable couples and their “how we got together” stories to the movie, and then I wouldn’t know to say “I knew the way you know about a good melon” at random times in my life- and obviously always when I am choosing a melon.

Reduces complex/nuanced discussions to opponents being physically or emotionally weak? Check

Both of these ingredients have their uses. I am never going to make aioli with garlic powder, but for a spice rub I am on board.

As a former breastfeeding mom who rarely pumped or used bottles, I think that it’s important to include with this story that pumping moms often do a combination of feeding from the breast and feeding expressed milk from bottles so that they can keep their milk supply going. Pumping keeps the milk flowing, which is…

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

“Incels also argue that women get similarly invasive procedures regularly and aren’t criticized.”

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

To be fair, I think she expertly communicated more about herself than she ever expected to.

Why would you even know the WMATA stopped ticketing for eating/drinking on trains? That seems like something an employee would know, not a commuter. So if you see an employee eating, maybe just assume they’re ok to do it and live your life.

Ok but like, this is a low wage worker who obviously didn’t have time for a proper lunch break. There’s a big difference between being silently pissed in your head and putting this person on public blast to try to get them fired/in trouble with their boss over something so petty. It’s not like she’s the one who set…

“Veteran communications expert” and “social media strategist” performs self-pwn misadventure while communicating via social media.

How is it not troubling that a 15-year-old child was at a Coachella house creating spon-con?  Doesn’t feel like the best place for a teen.  But maybe I  am just old.

You made me cry of laughter, congratulations.

“Why, you don’t like it? Come here.”

That guy took the advice from the Internet about “look them right in the eye and establish dominance” when someone catches you jacking it. Apparently nobody told him that was a joke.