‘Mom, I have to leave here to live my life.’ And I remember thinking to myself—as devastated as I was—I was like, ‘He’s right. The time is now. He’s 15. It’s time for him to leave the house.’

Wasn’t Trey raised by his mother who was Smith’s first wife? That might be why he’s not like his younger siblings.

I have a kid who’s 6 months from being 18...and has no earthly clue how much the real world costs and doesn’t give a single fuck about you. Not that we haven’t tried (Oh lord, the trying has damn near killed me), but at this point Mr. Levy and I just have to be like, “He’ll learn, one way or another.”

I’m over here like...wait, I thought Amy Adams was married to Sasha Baron Cohen?! Oops. That’s Isla Fisher not Amy Adams.

The Smith family reminds me a lot of the sanctimonious rich parents I grew up around that bragged about how independent all their kids were while they ignored them to go on adult vacations to Necker Island, and then threw trust funds at them to “support” them through college, and then were shocked when their kids died…

I don’t understand how Jaden or Jada thought emancipation would get him out of their bubble. Everything he’s ever accomplished derives from his parent’s fame and money. If he wanted out of the bubble, going to college, preferably abroad, is the only thing that might have done the trick.

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

He explained it as a “personal thing,” adding:

“and I don’t have time to care. That’s why I’ve kind of moved on.”

I think the real question is, ‘Does Blake Shelton think?’ And the answer to that one is, ‘no.’

Because she’s promoting a movie.

no one in the united states gets to feel offended when they’re assumed to be gullible idiots

I am not a geologist, but it makes sense to me that since the ring of fire is around the edges of the Pacific Plate, when that plate moves there will be a lot of seismic activity around the ring of fire. Probably lots of eruptions and little earthquakes are good because they show smooth-ish movement instead of…

They can shift the earths orbit though.

my earthquake app buzzed with 4 quakes today in CA, very far north, in the water. pretty big ones, around 5 each. shit’s happening!

How is Barron a retirement plan? Child support payments end at age 18 or 21 in most cases.

Think about it this way:

If you were Melania, wouldn’t you want someone in uniform to protect you from the racist orange santorum-covered abomination?

Yes, totally just “some dude” to her.