Never having seen an episode of 7th Heaven, I can still swear with certitude that Catherine Hicks’ quip about Collins’ coffin in still the best thing about that show ever.

*clears throat, swallows really hard* (whispers) thank you

Daniel Henney. You will not regret Google Imaging him.

That’s adorable celebrity couple news!

My husband and I had a good talk about this on Sunday. My reaction was and remains that the core “joke” there is “haha, men kissing each other is weird, especially if the men are good looking and famous!” It’s a classic “surprise!” joke, where the humor is supposed to come from your shock at an unexpected thing…

FTR: Would do. He’s adorable when not playing a sociopath.

“The cops say most diamonds the size of Kim’s are immediately shipped off to Antwerp’s diamond district in Belgium and then quickly disappear.

And he of ALL people shouldn’t be tightly parsing someone’s attempt at humor, giving his history with Tweets and his weak attempts at explaining them. Why can’t he fucking stick to the real subject? There’s more than enough material for comedic observations there.

How the hell are people so concerned with who Kirsten Dunst is engaged to and not more upset about Steve Harvey’s racism?

Right? Like she made a joke, Trev, it was a joke. I think you might be familiar with the concept of a quick one-liner, given that you are a professional comedian.

Dear Steve Harvey,

Steve Harvey is right. Who could ever be attracted to a guy like Takeshi Kaneshiro?

If he could love her through that season of Fargo (DAMN, that was good), then they belong together!

I have an irrational dislike of Kirsten Dunst. (Super irrational. It’s the teeth, they bother me. I know she’s a good actress and it makes no sense but I can’t help it.)

Peggy & Ed 4Ever!

this is the happy news I needed today.

WHAAAAAT. How did that happen?! I like it - Plemons is not at all the kind of guy she’s dated in the past (Jake Gyllenhaal, Charlie Humman)

“In the upcoming movie ‘Mary Magdalene’ Rooney Mara plays the title character, with Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ.”

I watched Talladega Nights twice before I realized it wasn’t Isla Fisher.

I didn’t know that Amy Adams wasn’t in Wedding Crashers until recently and I’ve seen that movie at least 3 times.