Stolen from Facebook: “I think he sniffs every time he lies. To keep his nose from growing.”

First, the Republicans were talking to chairs, now they’re fucking them.

Clint Eastwood has a lot to answer for.

Look at his face! WHAT IS HE DOING OH GOD HE’S ASSAULTING A CHAIR because he can’t grab Hillary’s vagina and assert his manliness.

That was my husband’s theory also.

It was worse this time. Worse! I had to pause the debate during dinner because I’d start cracking up at every sniff.

Seems like it. He has the best tell, a beautiful tell. It’s huge. Everyone wants one like his.

Pence needs to stick it out. He destroyed any political credibility he had the moment he agreed to be Donald Trump’s running mate.

what was the weird massage the chair dry hump he was doing while Hillary was speaking? it was all i could focus on.

I think maybe it is his “tell”.

Oooooh. Pence just cancelled a fundraising event for tomorrow.

I’m telling ya. Hillary’s slathered in cat hair or lavender or patchouli or something. It’s genius.

Yep. Gotta second, third, and fourth that one.

No one who is still standing by Trump at this point is going to think “Grab them by the pussy” is a dealbreaker.

I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

god bless the wapo

Did none of those hilariously laughing old white people notice the one Asian woman in the room with a polite “fuck you” smile on her face?

Here’s your answer: