Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

Oh DAMN.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

I generally think demanding that high school teachers protect the delicate ears of their students is laughable (many of my best high school teachers could only go about 1.5 periods without swearing and “it’s debate not masturbate” is the best thing I’ve heard all day), but this woman didn’t just swear, she went…

When I was a kid I had a huge crush on those guys- the Coreys. Lost Boys, Dream a Little Dream, etc. (now I think back and think someone probably should have been monitoring my movie choices better, but that’s neither here nor there).

So are we giving it two weeks before this comes to a head, like the Charlie Sheen case? Or since this goes deeper, darker and for a lot longer, will they just continue to hide like they’ve been doing all these years without fear of being caught/named? Because Hollywood can’t afford for him/them to be named?

I totally understand the victims’ desire to not name names, but this publication should really just go for it, so long as their sources remain anonymous. Not just to fill the public’s desire for hot gos, but also to like take down a serial pedophile rapist.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

“...The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own....”

He doesn’t necessarily have to be gay to be a pedophile.

I feel like the appropriate lead in is actually “What’s the deal with Larry David??”

Especially since this post is just a non-story from start to finish. There’s no editorial value in this, no reporting to “stand behind” or anything. There is no reason to keep it posted.

Are you kidding me with this?

I’ve never said this about a Gawker Media post (which is probably saying something!), you should definitely just delete this. It’s just... Yucky.

I’d say the look was JLD trying to hold it together because McKinnon had just mentioned her late father which reminded JLD about her loss TWO days ago!!

Larry David is chewing gum. The two people between Julia and Larry look bored to tears, maybe it’s just a lull in the applause?

I mean, her dad just died. Maybe it’s just emotional overload, I probably wouldn’t be able to muster a lot of enthusiasm for the entirety of an event like that.