*hork*

I’m sorry did you start off talking bout Black Mirror and finish up talking about Plesantville? I have yet to watch Black Mirror I hear it’s the business.

“Dumps for Trump”

And they call black people who don’t want to vote for Hillary “low-information voters”...

If it is, I sincerely hope that it ends with Trump fornicating with a pig on live television. That might make all of this worthwhile.

I really think Tramps for Trump would have been a catchier name.

So, these are the American gun loving blonde bimbos my sophisticated European friends laugh about at our dinner parties.

Maybe they read it as “Nippled America”?

Kim K posts nude selfies: a slut who’s causing the downfall of America

Also in the ‘80s we didn’t wear bikini bottoms low like that. Everything was high-cut at the sides, on the theory that it would maximize leg length.

Here’s a tip, ladies: be sure you take the photos before he punishes you for the abortion.

I have so many mixed feelings about this. I feel bad for the stupidity of these girls and I feel angered at the people who run the account for a whole mess of reasons. Clearly this is just uncomfortable on many levels.

Are they vying to be wife #4 or something?

Melania has to have sex with a...what what?

Aw, sweet. He shared his self tanner formula with the Doubledim Twins.

I feel like Larry David when he discovers his producers costar is a bush supporter as they're about to get down

We’re in the darkest timeline.

“Reagan/Bush ‘84"?

Equal time!

White women are killin it these days! Go freedom!