My guess

I'm pretty willing to give a 14 year old girl the benefit of the doubt. I mean, it's possible, but the police didn't seem to find any evidence of the aubducted children task force is on it.

He is not just limiting himself to california or the 60's anymore!

So I can assume Ted Cruz made it back home to Texas then?

Please do not hurt my daughter,” she said. “Please be merciful to my daughter.

Yes, I watch enough Intervention to know that when these older guys are ending up with much younger, much prettier women (or, borderline, girls), usually those younger women have some issues that would probably be better dealt with by a therapist than a random 45-year-old divorced dude.

Why do people pretend that attracting young women is hard? It’s really not.

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BoJack Horseman is a gift.

You need to watch the show, because the truth behind that accident is the crux of the entire season.

Interesting. I thought Jessica Jones got better as it went.

I also liked Master of None. Hoping we meet Lil Funyuns next season!

But..but...Master of None was really good. I've heard such bad things about Love, I don't think I can watch it.

Holy shit, I almost wish I had watched more of that show.

Oh, trust me, kid did not lack for exposure to exciting swear words.

Two months ago (at a Regal theater, actually), I sat next to an 8-year-old kid during The Hateful Eight. He giggled every time they used the N word and also cheered and clapped when a certain character’s head gone blown off point-blank. Additionally, in the row behind us, a couple had brought their toddler, who whined…

Yay this is the best news ever! But I doubt my local theater will be one of the ones enforcing it. I’ll never forget the two 4-5 year olds running up and down the aisles (and/or playing a loud iPad game) during Django Unchained on CHRISTMAS! I was so internally judgmental. Can we also ban gum poppers?

When I saw Wanted (super violent Angelina Jolie/James Mcavoy movie) in the theatre, there was a kid crying before the movie started around midnight. My friends and I were super annoyed that someone would bring their little one to such a late showing, figuring it was a baby or otherwise pre-cognizant child. During a…

Ugh, so, I’m partially deaf, so I tend to be a loud talker. You know how I avoid being a nuisance to people at theaters? I recognize that I am a loud talker and wait until movies come out on Netflix/Amazon/etc. to see them. I have acquaintances who think their partial deafness is an excuse to talk loudly in theaters…

I need theaters to install laser breams that immediately vaporize people who answer their cell phones and talk loudly while the freaking movie is playing. I feel it’s a reasonable request.