Yeah, gonna weigh in on PantsGate here. There are multiple “breaks” that you can choose when getting pants hemmed, but they are how the pants break when standing, not when seated, and if they cover your heel when seated they’re probably either too long or you’re wearing them at your hip rather than waist. As one who…

I looked up at him and I was like, I need to have his babies.

Immediately after the interview, UFC announced it had signed the babies.

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Depends if they’re a “cool nerd” or one of the dudes I met on OKCupid who wore their shirts tucked into their khakis and answered questions like it was a job interview.

I’m a computer-loving kind of nerd, and I hope I find someone. We’re in this together, Britney! We can find happiness!

We’ll isn’t she into Math lately in a big way on her twitter? Maybe she means a legit brainiac? In which case... I agree... muy, muy picante... con salchicha.

“sent me a Cthulhu valentine”

Hold onto him for dear life.

It can be done, Britney! I have a hung hot nerd. Not a math type nerd. That’s my thing but not his. But a book reading, poetry ‘splaining, d-and-d loving nerd who sent me a Cthulhu valentine this year. The fact that I even know what the hell that is scares me. But I locked that shit down. He’s da best. But mainly…

The Rock is definitely a whole lotta man. So there’s definitely enough of him to go around.

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

Keep at it! Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, and sometimes she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is for you to hold her tight! Be with her DAY AND NIGHT.

“Star Wars’ John Boyega says he’s not ruling out a Finn/Poe romance.”

I just want Britney to be happy.

Totally. Also, Killer Mike was on Real Time, and he talked about it, and one of the first things he said was “white folks, it’s not always about you”. I loved what the video did, the music wasn’t for me but the lyrics, my god, the lyrics. And her superbowl performance nailed it. She has a message, she is sharing it,…

Yes! That was my favorite part. Also,

Even though the song is not “for” white america, she clearly wants white middle america to pay attention to it, otherwise she would not have performed it at the superbowl. She’s smart. And I’m glad, as a white person who is still concerned about racism in America, to have watched it, and been like “I don’t get it. I…

Every newsoutlet I’ve read talks about the ‘everything is about us’ part, but my favorite part is by far:

That was perfect. I may have to start watching SNL again.