Real Smash Bros. Fact:

This should have absolutely no effect on my life whatsoever but still makes me kind of sad....

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

Ugh, I made the mistake of watching the video. Why the hell would you trot out Herm Edwards to react to this reporting? Of course, the only thing that lunkhead even noticed was the reports that Harbaugh wanted to cut Rice. "Good for you, Coach Harbaugh!?" That's what you fucking got out of that report, Herm? You…

Totally. In the email to Deadspin the dude was like "As any guy would, I told the guy to fuck off"....he left out the part where he then bro'd it out with him about how DOPE naked chicks are.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I'm baffled by the first few rows of the audience. Is it the aristocracy? Why are they so unaffected?

This is an art blog.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

The real life equivalent of catching a shiny pokemon?

If this was 2012 I'd have agreed with you but for the last year and a half they've been very forthright and let the software and hardware talk for itself. They had the best E3 out of all 3 as they just had game after game while the others kept trying to be cool and stuff.

First of all, it's ridiculous that Stephen A. Smith had to apologize any further than what he had already done. Second, the apology was absolutely perfect.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Sterling thing was so awkward I had to change the channel. What the hell was that?!

reminds me of this

The U.S. beat Ghana (and led them for 86 minutes, no matter how badly some people want to argue that we were "dominated.") Ghana then got a draw with a Germany team that beat the absolute piss out of Portugal.

I know that the law of transitivity doesn't work in sports, but if it did, the U.S. would go through with 9…

I think I would find Conan's video game coverage more charming if I actually felt like he sincerely enjoyed video gaming. Even on his clueless gamer segments, it always seems like he is just in it as a source of cheap jokes that rely heavily on negative stereotypes about gamers.

If they're harder to figure out than this one (it took me about 3 seconds), then yes.