Lizzo is a national treasure. 

Haven’t they ever seen the episode of Glee where all the football players dance to Single Ladies on the field? It’s the only reason they won that game...

Lizzo is a national treasure

As a Costco member who is also a democrat, I prefer the churro.

Also anecdotally... my waist has gone down 3-4 pants sizes over the last couple years while eating at least half an avocado almost every day.

People names are the best. My cat’s name is Betty Ford.

My cat prefers to be held upside-down. Either curled up like a baby or stretched way out. She’s uncomfortable if I try to hold her right side up.

Underscores how ludicrous the TRAP laws are which require abortion clinics to have admitting privileges at local hospitals. 

Religious people sure find the term “marriage” to be loaded with religious significance... did you miss the part where gay people were denied the right to legally marry for so long? Because of the religious beliefs of the people with the power to deny that civil right?

Congrats! In my opinion religious officials should not have the ability to make a marriage legal. Obviously easy to work around if you’re not religious, but if you get married in a church it’s not legal unless the religious officiant signs the license. 

As did I, but most marriages in the US take place in a house of religious worship. The couple (in most states) will be required to obtain a marriage license from the local courthouse, but if the couple is married in a church the religious official must sign the marriage license in order for the couple to be legally…

It’s still called “marriage” which is a loaded religious term. Also, most legal marriages in the US are ultimately certified by a religious officiant, who must sign the marriage license in order for the couple to be legally joined. Obviously not the case if you choose a courthouse over a place of religious worship.

It’s ridiculous that religious marriage is the basis for any legal rights or responsibilities. The state should only sanction civil unions. Period. If people also want to have a religious ceremony that’s their prerogative, but it should be completely separate from anything to do with government.

If you like artichoke hearts, try them with cottage cheese. It’s freaking delicious!

Karen Fonesca is the best thing about Texas.

Love the coconut, but pairing it with rum is a rookie mistake. It just ends up tasting like Malibu and club soda (GROSS). If you like the coconut, just pair it with vodka.

Unfortunately this asshat’s just the tip of the iceberg here in Missouri. Constitution schmonstitution! Except if you try to take my guns...

I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that “I didn’t know it was illegal” isn’t a valid legal defense.

We help each other. This is what we do. If my “rape-dar” goes off on someone else behalf, I’ll butt myself in and go way out of my way to make sure she gets away safely if that’s what she wants. Doesn’t matter if she’s a stranger. If I don’t, it haunts me like this experience did for you. I might be projecting my…

Feel free to keep treating your menstrual cramps with generic ibuprofen and weed.