Quakers are teetotalers

Holy Shit.. This guy is going to off himself. Seriously, this is a suicide note.

No he’s just from upper Darby

I threw shit in 08 after those kids broke the windows at the luggage store. I dunno whose shit it was. It just appeared and you don’t question these things

Yo. There’s a cookie locator app will tell you where all the council sponsored booths are.

Like vegans or people who don’t own TVs??

I like how you added “I’m an RN” as if it makes you any less of a moron for letting a 13 year old call the shots with regards to something so important.

God, you are not only a fucking creep, you’re a moron

Maybe there will be more women at 12 step meetings? Hopefully? Well not hopefully but you know what I mean

Speechwriter!!!!!!!!!!! I love him

as a recovering alcoholic I can tell you we love coke. it lets us drink ridiculous amounts without falling asleep

Throwing heavy rocks on ice while wearing flat shoes... this is exactly how gruesome I expect curling injuries to be

I shut off notifications and I don’t see this feature anymore. I have to click on “see your memories” on someone else’s post to see mine..

Thank you for adding your story about how you’re not a typical American tourist *and* your study abroad experience in an English speaking country. It really did spice up the comments section and stand out among the hundreds of other gawker commenters that had to prove the same thing. You’re very special. I get it. You…

Wow. You are so much more cultured than everyone else. Thanks for enlightening us with your experiences.

yeah I feel like that’s ok. Sometimes, just making a joke, even a really stupid one, is the joke itself, you know?

oh god I had someone say “oh wasn’t rape rape then” aueshdfuhasfudhiashdfauhesfaiuhdsuhwerdsh

App

Fucking try hard idiots